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Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/18/2015 at 12:13 • Filed to: None

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When you get out of your friend’s new-ish luxury car and into your shitbox to drive home.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PS9
08/18/2015 at 12:16

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On the other hand, I think a shitbox would be more fun.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/18/2015 at 12:17

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We did WOT runs in it. My car has like 1/3 the HP.

There are shitboxes that would be more fun. Mine isn’t one of them though... :(


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PS9
08/18/2015 at 12:18

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But they are the same thing...

#UsedVolvoLife


Kinja'd!!! banjo cat ghost of oppo past > PS9
08/18/2015 at 12:18

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S’why I’m looking for an old pimp luxobarge I can afford to restore while holding on to my other decaying zombie of an automobile. I’m thinking Coupe De’ville, 7 Series-L, Audi, A8...L, Jaguar Vanden Plas...probably the Jaaaag


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PS9
08/18/2015 at 12:20

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What is your shitbox?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/18/2015 at 12:21

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1994 Corolla. There are lawnmowers with more WHP than my car has.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > PS9
08/18/2015 at 12:23

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Or, you could get a small shitbox like I did with keyless entry, leather, automatic climate control, power everything and a sunroof.

Sure, I can’t fit any people in it, my dog hates it, and it goes from 0-60 (allegedly), but at least it’s comfortable.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PS9
08/18/2015 at 12:24

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That is a shitbox. Burn it and replace it with a Cavalier. It may seem a step back, and things will break. However: the drivetrain won't be one, and it'll be more fun


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > PS9
08/18/2015 at 12:39

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Worlds cheapest expensive car: Lexus sc300/400 can be had for $2000, was fast in 1992 and is overengineered to an impressive degree.

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Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/18/2015 at 13:45

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DO NOT burn it, keep it. Corollas are awesome in their own stubborn way; if you don’t drive it in salt, it will last forever. If you keep it you can get a second way-unreliable fun car and still feel secure that you can make it to work on time and to the auto parts store (for the fun car when it breaks again and again) before it closes.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > wkiernan
08/18/2015 at 13:49

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Burn it.


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/18/2015 at 14:01

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You understand that you have thereby volunteered to drive PS9 to work and the auto parts store whenever his new Cavalier decides to take a cavalier attitude to that boring “basic transportation” gig. Lucky PS9 ! A reliable buddy like you is even better than a Toyota Corolla!


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > wkiernan
08/18/2015 at 14:13

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Exactly.

A Cavalier isn't unreliable where it matters, anyways. The drivetrain is solid. It just happens to be a little more fun.